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| Our love affair with stick people only grows stronger as we introduce Fancy Pants to the equation. He is a simple character, with little to offer in the way of physical detail, but he makes it up with a three dimensional personality. How many times have I... |
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| It’s not long after the snow has melted that avid skiers start to long for the slopes again. From the adrenaline rush of high-speed bumps and jumps, to the attractive ring of wind burn where your goggles used to be. Break out your favourite balaclava for a... |
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| It’s been a long time since we’ve had a good, old-fashioned mash-up between some classic arcade action titles … the immortal Megaman vs the unholy Ghosts ‘n Goblins. There’s nothing quite like demolishing the undead with kinetic energy blasts. |
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| I can’t help but feel I’m under a microscope in this one. Time wasters shouldn’t hurt your brain, so try not to think too hard about this experience. Attempting to figure out exactly what you are supposed to do. You appear to be some sort of simple,... |
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| Racing cars, bikes and other people have their kicks, but you haven’t seen anything until you’ve had the sea spray in your face and launched your boat off a few wakes. Usually one would have to pay big bucks to command such a vessel, but DTW brings it to... |
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| Spring is upon us, the Grapefruit league has filtered out the chaff, and we are now headlong into the MLB season. Certain ballpark traditions come into play for the fans as they take in the spectacle, including the ubiquitous Peanut Guy. Don his tray and hawk... |
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| When I walk down the street, on any given day, in any given urban centre, I am often taken aback by all of the people walking together that are talking to other people on their cell phones. The non stop blabbing could drive you to do crazy things … like... |
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| I’m tempted to slather the review for this disco-inspired obstacle course with played out 70’s slang or obvious allusions to the developer’s alcoholic beverage of choice, but I promise you, I will refrain. Roll the disco ball across the neon dance floor,... |
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| Some days I miss the simplicity of the good ol’ coin arcade. Asteroids, Arkanoid, 1942 and Double Dragon were all the rage. Not for their groundbreaking graphics or gameplay, but for the simple concept of blasting an endless array of enemies until you... |
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| The Brits have always had a knack for poking fun at themselves, and certainly their politicians, in fun and unique ways. In Kung Fu Statesmen, you take control of your choice of political hero (or devil, depending on your point of view), and have him kick and... |
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